"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I can help who’s next
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
- IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
- U DON’T TELL THEM
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
my dad walked in on me taking this photo of my leg
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
how did i forget about this i’m crying
i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs
so i googled dan radcliffe dogs
this wasnt what i meant
The girl you just called hot? That me
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful