merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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Me: I want to cut my hair boy short with layers and get an under cut, dye it white, wear nothng but ripped skinny jeans and studded vests over graphic tees, and refuse to eat and sleep because im too punk rock.
Me: I want hair down to my ass and to wear flowercrowns and dresses, and just ooze glitter like a fucking fairy.
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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meladoodle:

my dad walked in on me taking this photo of my leg

meladoodle:

my dad walked in on me taking this photo of my leg

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

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this wasnt what i meant

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful